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Ocean City, MD

Ocean City, MD

Whenever someone invites me to Ocean City I always am sure to quickly and concisely respond with "absolutely no fucking shot dude". This place is God-awful. Filled to the brim with roided out Jersey Shore flunkies and coke heads. Not a good look by any means. Unfortunately, this was for my good buddy Mike's bachelor party so I had no choice.

The mysteriously murky and sure-as-shit-infected-with-eight-strains-of-STD waters of Seacrets.

The mysteriously murky and sure-as-shit-infected-with-eight-strains-of-STD waters of Seacrets.

What is there even to say about a bachelor party weekend in Ocean City. Nothing is worth saying. Destroyed my liver, ate terrible food, make horrific life decisions. Mike fell off a chair and smashed his face on the ground (hope you enjoyed that you moron!). Image below.

And Gary fell asleep on the beach which isn't legal but he always does it.

Drone Hawks

Drone Hawks

Indigo by the Water, Milford

Indigo by the Water, Milford